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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 05:00

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

Why do flat-earthers claim the 1967 photo of Earth from space was made with CGI, even though CGI didn't exist back then?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

If you were a writer for HBO, how would you rewrite the final season of Game of Thrones?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are the similarities and differences between the policies of Democrats and Republicans currently?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

-All the bad guys are black.

I have a bad reputation and need help. What should I do?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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Moonraker

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

Are you already having anal sex?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Time (physics): Who started counting our current time or is it just "set" by some scientific measure?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

What are some good Caribbean islands to travel to with friends or family? Why?

A View to a Kill

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why are people with Asperger syndrome unenthusiastic?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Live and Let Die

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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